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Dude:
Aren't you vegetarian?
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Me:
A little
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Dude:
Huh?
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Me:
I'm kinda vegetarian
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Dude:
I don't get it.
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Me:
It's like... the way trees... are green. And sometimes aren't green.
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Dude:
What?
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Me:
It's cause... I eat meat. So I'm not, like, that kind of vegetarian. But I also am Vegetarian, cause that's my legal name. Vegetarian Aminta Dunn.
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Dude:
Vegetarian an adjective. Names are nouns.
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Me:
Vegetarian is also a noun.
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Dude:
Yeah. But nobody in the world is name vegetarian.
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Me:
Who do you know named Aminta?
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Dude:
Uh...
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Me:
My parents call me Veggie. Or Veg. Sometimes people mistake me for Vag, and that gets awkward.
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Dude:
Oh
